Commandments of Otakus and things ... Funny?

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92% of people would be killed if Edward Cullen said breathing is not cool. Put this in your profile if you are part of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background.

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95% of teenagers are concerned about being popular.



If you are part of that 5% more engaged in reading fanfics and watch anime;

Copy this and put it in your profile and is happy to be different!
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93% of people have emotional breakdown if someone called them freaks. If you are part of the 7% who ask, "What was your first clue?", Copy and paste this into your profile

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98 of teenagers smoke or have smoked. If you you are one of two that have never put a cigarette in her mouth, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're one of those people who are excited with two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

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~ If you've been on the computer too long and endless reading fanfics, then copy and paste into your profile

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-If you live in most of the time "vocêlândia", then copy and paste in your profile!

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If-a you ever talked to yourself, then copy and paste into your profile!

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~ If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste into your profile

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90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus were standing on the edge of a 6-storey buildings. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 10% yelling jump!

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If you've ever really wanted to hit someone, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you saw someone running behind a bus, copy and paste in your profile if you prayed for a person to stumble, fall, break his ankle and misses the bus!

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If you ever wished that a manga and anime were real, copy, paste in your profile and let your name xD -

0o0Annalolo,



Commandments of Otaku. If you are those who only care about anime, fanfics and pros do not care not to irritate Otakus, paste this in your profile:



Otaku does not weep for novel ... Crying for Anime.

Otaku not laugh ... It has an attack of laughter.

Otaku not eat ... Otaku devours.

Otaku do not like soy sauce ... Otaku love soy sauce.

Otaku never sleeps ... Anime Otaku thinking of traveling.

Anime Otaku do not watch ... Raise your cosmos and stick to the PC.

Otaku not die ... Turn Shinigami.

Otaku does not grow ... Otaku Digievolluí.

Otaku is not it cute pets ... Mokona thinks kawaii.

Otaku not take Mupy ... Drought industry.

Otaku no pet ... It has a Pokémon.

Otaku not speak I Love You ... Speak Aishiteru

Otaku not play ... It is completely addicted.

Otaku not study ... Uses sharingan to cheat on tests.

Otaku does not go to school ... Send a bushin and happy.

Otaku not pray before eating ... Shout Itadakimasu!

Otaku not eat pasta ... Eat ramen.

Otaku not use tool ... Use alchemy.

Otaku not study ... Train Jutsus.

Otaku no tamagochi ... Digimon have.

Otaku not say Hi ... Otaku screams Yo! the /

Otaku not playing marbles ... Makes war Poké Balls.

Otaku no good vestibular ... Provides Chuunin Shiken.

Otaku does not blow ... Give Hadouken.

Otaku not open book ... Unroll the parchment.

Otaku no teacher ... Sensei has.

Otaku not play Odd or Even ... Play Janken Gee.

Otaku not born ... It is designed as manga before.

Otaku not drink beer ... Drink Sake.

Otaku is different ... He reads books backwards.

Otaku does not become a criminal ... Becomes a member of the Akatsuki.

Otaku not go to church ... Go to the temple.

Otaku do not need to see who has come ... Feel the presence.

Otaku Cover does not ... Cosplay does.

Otaku not read magazines ... Read Manga.

Otaku does not lead slap in the face ... Take a combo of 16 hits.

Otaku not talk to yourself ... Is that Shinigami are invisible.

Otaku no contract ... Death Note has.

Otaku not want good luck, says "Banzai!"

Otaku does not store anything directly on the bag, he uses a pokeball to store more things

Otaku not play marbles, make war Pokeball

Otaku not study the history of Japan, he comes across a well and was a correspondent in

Otaku when you ask to go to the bathroom to the teacher throws a smoke bomb on the floor and disappears

Otaku not speak "arrived" when it says "Tadaima"

Otaku answers the phone with "Moshi moshi?"

Otaku who wants to get rich, become a pirate and go behind the One Piece

Otaku when you finish a meal does not say''thank you for this meal''he yells "GOTISOSAMA!"

Otaku as a child was not afraid of monsters but of youkai.

Otaku not park your car, push the button and make him turn back capsule

Otaku does blood transfusion, but the Muppy.

Otaku to do homework, make a Bunshin Sakura.

Otaku no glasses, activates his Byakugan

Otaku not fight, comes flying in

Otaku does not enter into the pool, but she walks on

Otaku no iPod, but has digivice



When they ask: Why are you Otaku? Otaku answers: Why this is my way of being ninja.